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Lao Tzu vs. Homer Simpson0

This one may be a bit of a stretch, but I love this quote by Homer Simpson.

“One who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.”  -Lao Tzu

“A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.” -Homer Simpson

I would have to put my money on Homer. He is indestructible. If he can survive fighting with robots designed to kill other robots, he can survive fighting an ancient chinese philosopher.

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Samuel Johnson vs. Tyler Durden0

Methinks these two aren’t as different as they may seem…

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“Thus it comes to pass, that our desires always increase with our possessions; the knowledge that something remains yet unenjoyed, impairs our enjoyment of the good before us.” -Samuel Johnson

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“Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.” -Tyler Durden

I think we can all agree who would win in a beauty pageant, but I wonder who would win in a fight?

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